dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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