after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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