quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
