i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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