Dual....:-)
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My breasts were aching with rage.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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