You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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