My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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