yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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