Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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