Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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