how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
