rhymes with "ouble enetration"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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