Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Is it penis luge time yet?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I need moral support for this bender
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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