okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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