Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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