Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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