Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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