Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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