He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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