i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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