You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
