And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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