Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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