The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
