I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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