Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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