I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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