Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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