and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No subtext here. People are naked.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
