i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
