She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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