"it" just moved
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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