batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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