its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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