ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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