I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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