why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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