They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Are these your boobs on my camera?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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