that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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