If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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