no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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