its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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