And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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