Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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