btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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