areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
His nipple licking is glorious
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