did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
now i know why i became what i already was.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
A bitchslap is in order.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
