is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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