Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
