SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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