You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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