i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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