So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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