is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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