I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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